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Sabtu, 22 Agustus 2009
Rabu, 19 Agustus 2009
Dont misunderstand your friends
Once i had to walk on a rope bridge. It was very high, i was scared.
I saw my frnd on the other side and called him out for help but there
was no reply . i somehow managed and crossed the bridge. der i was
shocked to see my frnd holding the end of the broken bridge...,
sometimes we think why our frnd is quite when we call for help .
He may not help you in crossing the bridge but he might be holding
the broken bridge for you ... just trust your friends in every situations,
bcoz they are your real asset.
I saw my frnd on the other side and called him out for help but there
was no reply . i somehow managed and crossed the bridge. der i was
shocked to see my frnd holding the end of the broken bridge...,
sometimes we think why our frnd is quite when we call for help .
He may not help you in crossing the bridge but he might be holding
the broken bridge for you ... just trust your friends in every situations,
bcoz they are your real asset.
Kamis, 13 Agustus 2009
REAL KING!!!!!!!!!!! .................... King Cobra
DID U EVER SEE A COBRA THIS BIG..........
THIS IS THE BIGGEST KING COBRA EVER FOUND IN THE WORLD..
AND COUGHT IN ARALAM FARM (AROUND 55 KM EAST OF KANNUR TOWN, NEAR IRITTY) IN KANNUR DISTRICT, KERALA, INDIA ON 07/MARCH/2009.
THIS PERSON WHO CAUGHT HIM LIVE IS Mr. SREENATH AND HE HAS BEEN SELECTED FOR THE WILDLIFE ADVENTURES CREW IN N.G.C(NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC CHANNEL). THEY CALL HIM AS " THE EMPEROR ". THIS WAS TELECASTED ON "28/MARCH/2009 8:30 PM IST ON NGC................
IT"S WEIGHs AROUND 35 KGS AND ITS 3.8MTRS LONG........
Kamis, 06 Agustus 2009
New Jokes -- SMS
How many questions
Dad: How many questions they asked in the test?
Son: Five
Dad: How many of them that you could not solve?
Son: First 3 and last 2.
The Advertisement
What will be the advertisement for petrol in the year 2018?
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Buy eight liter petrol and get a car free
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Coolest Place
Geography Teacher: Which is the most coolest place on Earth?
Student: Refrigerator
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Teacher: Three girls are walking in the road..........
What is the exclamatory for this sentence?
Student: WOW !
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If I had the letters "HRT",
I can add "EA" to get a "HEART" or a "U" and get "HURT".
But I'd rather choose "U" and get "HURT"
than have a "HEART" without "U".
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Take chit in da XAM, scratch n show to ur nearest TEACHER &
win a trip to PRINCIPAL'S ofice n njoy 3days holiday at HOME... HURRY
offer valid till last XAM !!!!
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Salman or Hritik court mein case lad rahe the ki zyada smart
kaun hai ? dono hi case haar gaye...aur ek - dusre se bahar aake puchne
lage--yaar ye Rohan Sharma -Kaun hai?
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Anagrams... What happens if we rearrange the Letters of the following words? Let's see...
DORMITORY - dirty room
DESPERATION - a rope ends it
THE EYES - they see
ASTRONOMER - moon starer
MOTHER-IN-LAW - woman hitler
ELEVEN PLUS TWO - twelve plus one
ELECTION RESULTS - lies, lets recount
Amazing isnt it?!รถ,
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"An old man once told his grandson: 'A terrible fight is going on inside me. A fight between two wolves. One is evil, it represents hate and anger. The other wolf is good, it represents empathy, love and compassion. This fight that's going on inside me, is inside every other person too, even you' The grandson then asked: 'Which wolf will win? The old man replied: ' It's the one that you always feed. Keep that in mind!
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10 Ways to love people....1.listen without interrupting.(Prov18) 2.speak without accusing.(James1:19) 3.give without sparing.(Prov21:26)
4.pray without ceasing.(Colossians1:9) 5.answer without arguing.(Prov17:1) 6.share without pretending.(Ephesians4:15) 7.enjoy without complaint.(Philippians2:14) 8.trust without wavering.(Corinthians13:7) 9.forgive without punishing (Colossians3:13) 10.promise w/o forgetting. (Prov13:12). . .GOD BLESS....
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Our minds gather the dirt and dust of human opinion everyday... but God's words are Like waterfalls that wash and purify our hearts & minds...God bless...
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The heart that has a firm faith is not frightened by obstacles 'coz it knows well that God loves and does not abandon those who trust in God!
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Dad: How many questions they asked in the test?
Son: Five
Dad: How many of them that you could not solve?
Son: First 3 and last 2.
The Advertisement
What will be the advertisement for petrol in the year 2018?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Buy eight liter petrol and get a car free
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Coolest Place
Geography Teacher: Which is the most coolest place on Earth?
Student: Refrigerator
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Teacher: Three girls are walking in the road..........
What is the exclamatory for this sentence?
Student: WOW !
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If I had the letters "HRT",
I can add "EA" to get a "HEART" or a "U" and get "HURT".
But I'd rather choose "U" and get "HURT"
than have a "HEART" without "U".
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Take chit in da XAM, scratch n show to ur nearest TEACHER &
win a trip to PRINCIPAL'S ofice n njoy 3days holiday at HOME... HURRY
offer valid till last XAM !!!!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Salman or Hritik court mein case lad rahe the ki zyada smart
kaun hai ? dono hi case haar gaye...aur ek - dusre se bahar aake puchne
lage--yaar ye Rohan Sharma -Kaun hai?
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Anagrams... What happens if we rearrange the Letters of the following words? Let's see...
DORMITORY - dirty room
DESPERATION - a rope ends it
THE EYES - they see
ASTRONOMER - moon starer
MOTHER-IN-LAW - woman hitler
ELEVEN PLUS TWO - twelve plus one
ELECTION RESULTS - lies, lets recount
Amazing isnt it?!รถ,
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"An old man once told his grandson: 'A terrible fight is going on inside me. A fight between two wolves. One is evil, it represents hate and anger. The other wolf is good, it represents empathy, love and compassion. This fight that's going on inside me, is inside every other person too, even you' The grandson then asked: 'Which wolf will win? The old man replied: ' It's the one that you always feed. Keep that in mind!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
10 Ways to love people....1.listen without interrupting.(Prov18) 2.speak without accusing.(James1:19) 3.give without sparing.(Prov21:26)
4.pray without ceasing.(Colossians1:9) 5.answer without arguing.(Prov17:1) 6.share without pretending.(Ephesians4:15) 7.enjoy without complaint.(Philippians2:14) 8.trust without wavering.(Corinthians13:7) 9.forgive without punishing (Colossians3:13) 10.promise w/o forgetting. (Prov13:12). . .GOD BLESS....
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Our minds gather the dirt and dust of human opinion everyday... but God's words are Like waterfalls that wash and purify our hearts & minds...God bless...
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The heart that has a firm faith is not frightened by obstacles 'coz it knows well that God loves and does not abandon those who trust in God!
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Exclamatory Sentence
Teacher: Three girls are walking in the road..........
What is the exclamatory for this sentence?
Student: WOW !
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Kamis, 23 Juli 2009
Business fellow
There was once a Gujarati Bhai Patel, owning a shop,
living in USA, and he was involved in a car accident.
At the hospital, when he awoke, he called for the nurse to find out
what had happened to him.
I'm very sorry, sir, but you were involved in a very bad car crash.
"Car crash! My Corolla!! Is my car all right?" he asked
hysterically.
"Sir, your car was destroyed, but that is the least of your worries
- you lost your left arm in the crash, and we were unable to save
it," she said apologetically.
"I lost my arm? My Swiss Watch! My Swiss Watch!!"
"Sir, please calm down. That is the least of your worries. You are
in a very critical condition, but all your family is here to see
you."
He asked for his family to be called in. As they gathered around
the bed, he called for each of them by name.
"Alpa, are you here?"
"I am here dear, and I will never leave you", said Mrs. Patel.
"Diness, are you here?"
"I am here father, and I will never leave you."
"Kalpess, are you here?"
"I am here father, and I will never leave you."
"Kamless, my son, are you here?"
"I am here father, and I will never leave you."
"Paress, my child, are you here too?"
"I am here father, and I will never leave you."
"Well" said patel thoughtfully, "Alpa, Diness, Kalpess,
Paress and Kamless are here........ and if all of you are here,
............ .......
............ .
...........
THEN WHO THE HELL IS IN THE S(H)OP!!!!!? ???"
living in USA, and he was involved in a car accident.
At the hospital, when he awoke, he called for the nurse to find out
what had happened to him.
I'm very sorry, sir, but you were involved in a very bad car crash.
"Car crash! My Corolla!! Is my car all right?" he asked
hysterically.
"Sir, your car was destroyed, but that is the least of your worries
- you lost your left arm in the crash, and we were unable to save
it," she said apologetically.
"I lost my arm? My Swiss Watch! My Swiss Watch!!"
"Sir, please calm down. That is the least of your worries. You are
in a very critical condition, but all your family is here to see
you."
He asked for his family to be called in. As they gathered around
the bed, he called for each of them by name.
"Alpa, are you here?"
"I am here dear, and I will never leave you", said Mrs. Patel.
"Diness, are you here?"
"I am here father, and I will never leave you."
"Kalpess, are you here?"
"I am here father, and I will never leave you."
"Kamless, my son, are you here?"
"I am here father, and I will never leave you."
"Paress, my child, are you here too?"
"I am here father, and I will never leave you."
"Well" said patel thoughtfully, "Alpa, Diness, Kalpess,
Paress and Kamless are here........ and if all of you are here,
............ .......
............ .
...........
THEN WHO THE HELL IS IN THE S(H)OP!!!!!? ???"
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