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Xplaination....Good One

Sometimes u just cant Xplain...

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar slowly getting drunk. 

A man comes in and asks the farmer,

 

"Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?

 

" The farmer says,

 

"Some things you just can't explain."

 

"So what happened that is so horrible?" the man asked.

 

The farmer then decides to try and answer,

 

"Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her.

 

Just as I got the bucket about full,

 

she took her left leg and kicked it over."

 

 

That's not so bad, what's the big deal?"

 

The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."

 

"Try me" the man says.

 

 

The farmer relenting, continued

 

"I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope.

 

Then I sat down and continued to milk her.

 

Just as I got the bucket about full

 

she took her right leg and kicked it over."

 

 

"Ok so 2 buckets of milk spilled. That still isn't that bad."

 

The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."

 

 

" So, what did you do then?"

 

the man asked, intrigued.

 

 

"I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right.

 

I sat back down and continued to milk her,

 

and just as I got the bucket just about full,

 

the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail."

 

 

"Wow, you must have been pretty upset!"

 

but that's no reason to just sit here getting all depressed."

 

The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain."

 

"So then what else did you do?"

 

the man asked again. "

 

Well I didn't have any more rope,

 

so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter.

 

That's when my pants fell down and my wife walked in.

 

 

"Like I said! Some things you just can't explain."

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Venky Parody Scene. (In Telugu)

Venky Parody Scene.....Enjoy only for YSR fans...

Naku venky train taagi brahmi ni kotte comedy scene parody cheyalanpistondi like dis
Raviteja-YS Jagan
Brahmi - VH gaadu
AVS-- KK gadu
YSJagan, KVP, Ambati n his co is enjoying the party...then this VH came, then
VH: "Stop...Stop...wat u people r thinking? Is it congress party or local party"... ani Jagan ni choostoo..." Mee nanna laa descipline ga undalevaa nuvvu " ani antaadu
Jagan: "Orey nee avataaraaniki nuvvu maatlaade maatalaku emanna polika undatraaa"
VH: "Hey...Hey...Avataaraaniki...deeniki sambandamentoye..." anagaane...
YSJagan okati peekutaadu....
VH: "Enti kottava?"
Jagan: "Em doubt aa?" ani malli inkokati peekutaadu
VH:"Confirm ...Naku Delhi lo pani undi...nenu vastaanu sir..."
Jagan: "Rey aagu...neetho pani undi...."
VH:" Ante delhi lo high command tho pani undi ..... bagaa..anduku"
Jagan:"Naku ikkada pani ledu...Ikkada undu.. " anee...
Jagan:"Avunu raa...Nenu Khammam lo Sonia plexies ni chimpeyinchana...."
VH: "Ledandi..."
Jagan: okati peeki..."Mari monna annavu..."
Jagan:"Nenu,KVP groups encourage chestunnama?..."
VH:"Ane untaa....naku kovvu ekkuva konchem..."
Jagan: okati peeki..." Era..naku OMC lo vaata undani,BJP vaallatho link undani...Income tax raids cheyinchamani chebutaavu raa...."
Ani peekulu meeda peekutaadu... Taruvaata
Jagan: "Rey .. aa gajini(Bcoz 20 days back he(KK) told that he dont know JAGAN) gaadini rammanu raa .."
VH:"Evaru... KK gaara..." anagaane okati peekutaadu...ventane
VH:"Sir..naku teleeka adugutaanu...ipudu enduku peekaaro telsukovachaa..." ani

Jagan:" AA gajini gaadini KK gaaru annanduku..."
VH: "arey Gajini ..arey Gajini.... babu rammantunnadu...."
KK:"Emiti VH, emiti Jagan rammante veltaava? "
VH:"Ipudu situation veru KK ji,"
KK:"Emiti VH, Emiti paristithi veru..Nenu choopistaagaa...." ani vastaadu...
Jagan:" Rey raaraa... Gajini gaa.. "
KK:"Nannu raa antaava... nenemi VH gadini kaadu... emi chestavo choostaanu antaadu..."
Jagan:"Emitraa rechipotunnavu...."
KK:"AH..Rechipoka..Emi chestaave enti?em kodataava?"
Jagan:"Entra..Ninnu kottalante pedda aalochinchala.. " ani okati peeki…
Jagan:"Choosaava…enta simple yo…avunu raa neeku west bengal Incharge padavi anta avasaramaa raa neeku?"
KK:"Nachaledaa sir meeku?"
Jagan:"Parama chandaalam gaa undi…First resign cheyi…."
KK:"Next time guarantee ga resign chestaanu sir…"

All these time KVP,Ambati all r watching the show n fully njoys the show…

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Monkey in the Plane

Once in Brazil a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions.

The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.

Officer: "When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Tying their belts"
Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Saying Hello! Good morning!"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Checking the system"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Looking for my people"

Officer: "After 10' minutes what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Having beverages and snacks"
Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Serving the travelers"
Officer: "What were the Pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the steering"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Eating & throwing"

Officer: "After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Some were sleeping and some were reading"
Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Make up"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the steering"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Nothing"

Officer: "Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "All were sleeping"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the air hostess"
Officer: What were you doing?
Monkey: Handling the steering!!!!

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