Excellent Quotes - SMS - Mails

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At anytime in life, if u get a doubt about our FRIENDSHIP. Then take a Coin n toss..
If its Head i am ur Best FRIEND & if its Tails, u are my Best FRIEND.
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NEW BUDGET: Govt has passd a new rule!
B'tiful gals & handsm boys hav to pay personality tax!!!
nt smile i knw u r safe!! Oh my God, i've to pay in crores.
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People Think 'BLACK' Colour Is Sentimentally Bad..!
But They Forgot Dat
"Every BlackBoard Make The Student Bright.!"
-kalam
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Girl comes late to class. Teacher: Why are you late?
Girl: One boy was following me.
Teacher. So, What? Girl: That boy was walking very slow.
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Never make the same Mistake twice ,there are so many new ones to make!
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If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for everything.
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Winning isn't everything. But wanting to win is.
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You would achieve more, if you don't mind who gets the credit.
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When everything else is lost, the future still remains.
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Even when standing in the deepest, darkest valley,
one can still see the stars.
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 "If U cannot be STAR in the sky,
        At least be a LAMP in your HOME." --Swami Vivekananda
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 A flower that is not the prettiest in the garden may yet have the loveliest fragrance.
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WHAT IS HUMANITI?

HUMANITI INCLUDES LOTS OF POINTS. OF THESE, I AM GIVING SOME IMPORTANT POINTS IN BREIF. THEY ARE AS FOLLOWS-

1. HATE THE CRIME NOT THE CRIMINAL

2. BE HAPPY WITH GROWTH AND DEVELOPMENT OF OTHERS THAT MAY BE IN JOB, EDUCATION ETC.

3. REMOVE THE SADNESS OF OTHERS

4. FORGET ABAUT THE FAULT AND SEE THE GOOD QUALITIES OF OTHERS

5. LOVE ALL LIVING AND NON LIVING THINGS WHICH INCLUDES HUMANS, ANIMALS, TREES, BIRDS ETC.

6. GIVE AFFECTION TO CHILDRENS, FRENDLY WITH SIMILAR AGE GROUPS AND GIVE RESPECT TO ELDERS

WHETHER TODAY'S HUMANS ARE HAVING HUMANITIES OR THIS IS GOING TO ITS END ?
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CUTE PREDICTION>just for fun... ...

Which one u like the most; the answer will tell you want you expect from your life partner:-

picnic,
beach,
roses,
candles,
sunset
wine,
long drives
music,

Choose first then see the Answer...

picnic = kiss
beach = naughty
roses = love
candles = admiration
sunset = honesty
long drives = too much affection
wine = passion
music = romance
chocolate = help in financial expenditure
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TIME is an Asset To be Managed More Carefully then Money
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Enjoy The LiTTle Things In LiFe..
..For One Day U Will LOok Back And Realize ThEy Were The BiG ThinGs!!!
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We always feel that Life Of others is Better than us.!
But, we always Forget that We are also "Others" For Some1 Else.Gud noon
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God is an invisible parent. And
parents are the visible God...! So
If u make the visible God happy...
The invisible God makes you happy.
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As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness,
we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life
is to give pleasure to other people.-P.G. Wodehouse
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Best "Age" "Sixteen"
Best "Face" "Smile"
Best "Love" "Understanding"
Best "Life" "College Life"
Best "Gift" that's urs Valuable "FRIENDSHIP"

I Will not miss this Gift.
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Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, but there is no medicine found in the world for a wound given by love.
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Tintu was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote"Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"
prof:chemical symbol of Barium?
Tintu:BA
prof:For sodium?
Tintu:NA
prof:watwill we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atom of NA combines?
tintu:"BANANA "
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The world is a dangerous place not because of people who do evil, but because of good people who look on and do nothing about it.
-- Albert Einstein
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Feelings are the most delicate thing in life.
Never hurt them when any1 truly shows on u.
Because a great saying says
"Today itz me, Tommorow itz u".
Gud mng..
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6Things boys doing in Exaam hall:

1.Counting No of Girls.
2.Sighting the Lady superviser.
3.Counting How Many Windows & Doors.
4.Seei8ng the brand name of the pen.
5.Feeling for wasting yesterday's night by srufying.
6.Think to study well atleast for next Exaam.

6 Things girls doing in Exaam hall
(even they know or don't know)
1.Write
2.Write
3.Write
4.Write
5.Write
6.Write

Feeling of boys : Appadi enna than eluthuvalgalo
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Tension is d poison of Ambition
So no more Tension
Hv full Attension on ur Ambition
U will b in gud position.
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In life every situation has a hope and an end...
It depends on you...how you deal with them...
You can look at it as a HOPELESS END...
or as an...
ENDLESS HOPE...
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>cute saying<
Last Night thinking of you...
One tear rolled out...
I asked why are you out???
Tears said there is someone so special in your Eyes... Now there is no place for me :D...
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Boy & girl in restaurant.
Boy-i love u
Girl-i dnt love U
Boy-think again?
Girl-i told u.No no & no
Boy-waiter,bring seperate bills.
Girl-ok ok.. i love u too.
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WHAT'S LOVE?
U look at her,she looks at u?
NO...!

Love is when u both look at the world together and the world says
"THEY LOOK NICE TOGETHER...".
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Actual Meaning of Morning is "More+Inning" Means 1 more inning given by God to Play n Win. So vry Gud Mrng n hav a lovly winning Day.:-)
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3 types 2 Break mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror. 2. Take mirror n just drop it. 3. U just go n stand b4 mirror n smile.
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**COLLEGE MEMORIES*
Oneside love..
Small fights..
Silent mode Mobiles..
Bus stand comedies..
Campus ragings..
Canteen foods..
Escap from seminars.
Last period galataas..
Birthday treats..
Over Ñìght study for next day Exam..
Friend-family-party functions..
Internal marks problem..
Mass bunck 4 a film..
waiting 4 feb 14...
shortage of pocket money&atendance...
Those days wil never come again...
Msg to all ur college best friends
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"Small aim is
biggest crime". -ABDUL KALAM
So,
Dont aim on local figures.
Aim only on foreign figures.
By.- ABDUL KALAM fans.
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? There are two way of being rich. one is to have all you want, the other is to be satisfied with what you have.
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Life never seems to be the way we want it,
but we live it the best way we can.There is no
perfect life, but we can fill it with perfect
Moments ¦Good morning!
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"It is Possible to Cross a Ocean without Wetting Legs.
"But" it is impossible to Cross the Life without Wetting the Eyes"
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Remember that what's right isn't always popular... and what's popular isn't always right.'  
Everybody makes mistakes; that's why they put erasers on pencils.
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If a girl is in Love, her parents wil ask who's that idiot?
If a boy is in love, his parents ask
Idiot, who's that girl?

Misconception:
No matter whoever in love, boys are always idiots

Proposed theory:
Boys are normal before love, but become idiots after they fall in love

Concluded theory:
Girls always love Idiots....
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Promise me, we R True FRIENDS.
I m the "HEART" Ur the "BEAT"
I m the "Water" Ur the "Fish"
I m the "Moon" Ur the "Star"
I m the "Tree" Ur the "MONKEY"
G N
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To win sumone's heart is easy. To break sumone's heart is simpler than easy, but 2 RE-WIN sumone's broken heart is more than imposible.
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An ant was running in the forest.
Fox asked y r u running?
Ant:Evvado elephant son anta na girlfrd ni teez chesadanta na koduku ayipoyadu eroju na chethilo:-)
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Moral of the movie ROBO :
A girl spoils not only men but also machines...............
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There is no need to reach high
For the stars.They are already
Within you, just reach deep
Into yourself.
GOOD MORNING
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brain is the most outstanding organ, it works for 24hours 365days right from the birth until you fall in love
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Why in every Love story Mother agrees easily but Father Doesn't ?
Because mother knows What is LOVE..
And Father knows what is LIFE...
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Hi, Good Morning
GOD IS SO BIG, HE CAN COVER THE WORLD WITH IS LOVE, SO SMALL HE CURL UP INSIDE UR HEART, SO WISE HE KNOWS ALL UR DESIRE BUT GRANTS ONLY WHAT U NEED.
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Hackers and girls they are not satisfied with any thing :-P
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IN EVERY EXAM IF YOU PASS THEN IT IS GOOD.
BUT, IF YOU FAIL THEN IT IS VERY GOOD. IT IS BECAUSE IF YOU FAIL THEN YOU HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE TO QUALIFY THE EXAM FOR BETTER RESULT THAN BEFORE.
ALWAYS BE POSITIVE
BEST OF YOUR HARD WORK
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Life is better when you are happy but life is at its best when other people are happy because of you!"
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" NOTHING IS PERMANENT IN THIS WICKED WORLD - NOT EVEN OUR TROUBLES"- Charlie Chaplin
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My friendship is like onion
It has many layers in it
it will add tatse to ur life
but if u tired to cut it off
u will have tears in ur eyes
GOOD MORNING
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Love is friendship, friendship is love. If love fails, friendship should remain. Friendship is the foundation of love.
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Beautiful Words of a wounded Heart: "I Never stopped loving you, I just stopped showing it"
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Sometimes we must be HURT in order 2 GROW,must FAIL in order 2 KNOW,
must LOSE in order 2 GAIN because some Lessons in LIFE are Best learnt through PAIN !!
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*************************** I LOVE MY MUMMY AND PAPA JI ***************************

OUR PARENTS ARE DOING THE SAME WORK ON THE EARTH AS THE GOD IS DOING FROM HEAVEN.
THEY DO HARD WORK WITH FULL EFFORT FOR OUR PROPER GROWTH, DEVELOPMENT AND CARRIER.
BUT WHEN WE BECOME INDEPENDENT, WE SAY THAT IT WAS THEIR DUTY.
THEN WHY WE FORGET THAT OUR DUTY STARTS FROM THIS TIME.
WE SHOULD LOVE OUR PARENTS AND DO OUR DUTY.
WE SHOULD FORGET ABOUT WHETHER OUR PARENTS ARE EFFICIENT OR INEFFICIENT.
WE HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING WHATEVER WE ARE ABLE TO DO FOR OUR PARENTS BY APPLYING OUR FULL EFFORT.
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1day my brain asked me
"Y R U SENDING MSGS to that person who is not messaging u?"
But my little HEART said to BRAIN
"U NEED msgs but I need FRIEND.
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I will not treat you like a priority when you treat me like an option.
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Please Send ur Bio-Data to VODAFONE,
U'll get Job+Chance to come on TV.
So Apply Soon,
Bcoz Vodafone Dog has dead,
Now Vodafone need MONKEY!! :D
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Kid's dad join the facebook,
kid posted on his wall : WTF!
Dad asked him what is WTF?
kid replied him "Welcome to Facebook..." ;)
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One of these days, your gonna realize how much I love you. When that day comes, I promise, I'll still be waiting.
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Ironical Thought:: Loneliness is a special enjoyment when chosen by ourselves...!! But,hard to digest when gifted by others...!!
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2 rules of boys life :-
1. They never give lift to any unknown girl:->
2. They never think any girl as unknown;-)
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The difference between scientific theory and reality
is like the difference between
reading the menu and eating dinner.-
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Life iz a magic... The beauty of life iz next second..... which hides thousands of secrets. I wish every second will be wonderful in ur life.
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In life the longer u wait for sumone,the longer it takes them to respond.
Its like, once ur heart stop beating for them,
their heart starts beating for u.!
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A small dot can stop a big sentence but few more dots can give a continuity, amazing but true........
Every ending can be a new begining......
Have a nice day:-):-):-)
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3 simple tips in life; Don't promise when U are happy, Don't reply when U are angry & Don't decide when U are sad
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You cannot push anyone up a ladder unless he is willing to climb it himself. ~ Andrew Carnegie
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"END" is not end..
In fact "E.N.D" is
"Effort Never.Dies".
"NO" is not denial . . .
"N.O" is "Next Opportunity". . .
B Optimistic!!
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A boy prayed oh god give me 1 bag full money &job 1 big vehicle &many girls
God your wish is fulfilled
&
He became a CONDUCTOR IN A LADIES BUS .
Good Morning
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Hope is the poor man's bread.
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The one who holds ur hand every time surely a good friend,
But a best friend is the one who holds your hand more tightly,
When you say leave me alone!!
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Don't complain about others Change urself,
Bcoz Its easier to protect ur feet with slippers
than To carpet the whole earth.
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well done is always better than well said.
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Heart Touching Lines By Chain Smoker:"I Trust Cigarates More Than Girls.Because,i'm Ready To Damage My Lungs But Not My Heart".
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Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u 4get admit card,ID,r calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i hav brought 2morrow
exam slip 2day.
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Netilo edatam fish 'style'
galilo egaradam birds 'style'
different ga msg cheyadam na style
free ga msg chadavadam ne style... ! Gud nite. Sweet dreams.
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The greatest pleasure in life is doing wat others say u cannot do.
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Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow,
Sometimes we must fail in order to know,
Sometimes we must lose in order to gain
Because some lessons in life are best learned through pain
This is called Life!

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HARDWORK is like steps
LUCK is like a lift.
Lift may fail sometimes but steps will always get you to the top.
so mind it.ok.
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"Tears dont come when u miss a person.,
Bt it comes when u dont want to miss dat person..!!
Make da relations strong..
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Every successful person has a painful story &
Every painful story has a successful ending,
So, accept the pain & get ready for the success
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Good Friends should be like 2 Zeros 0,0
when youu try 2 add dey r same,
when you try subtract they are again same
But when you try 2 Divide They are "Undivisible"
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""Good is not good when better is expected""
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" Everything is Easy...!!!!
When u are Busy....!!!
But
Nothing is Easy..!!!!
When u are Lasy.!!!!
So Be Active Dear Friend's...
By...SWAMI VIVEKANANDA.
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"Love me, orHate me,
Both are in my favour,
If ull love me i'll always be in ur Heart,
If ull hate me i'll always be in ur Mind
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When someone trying to impres u….
It mean He/She is already impressed by you
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No one in this world is so rich that he can buy his past.
So Love every Moment of UR Life b4 it turns into UR past
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Every king was once a crying baby and
every great building was once a map.
It's not imprtant where u r TODAY,
BUT
where you wil reach TOMORROW is important
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The taste of water can be enjoyed only when we are thirsty…
Same way,
the affection of a sincere person will be felt when we are Alone…!
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Heart is like a crystal- preserve it,
love is like a perfume- spread it,
feelings are like flood- let it flow,
friendship is like an umbrella- come lets share it
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I Miss You Like Crazy
i feel so empty
every day i want a call
i need to hear your voice
or else my heart turns to ice
your image dances in front of me
i reach out to touch you
and it fades to a mist
my heart breaks into little bits
waiting for you to come
to put it together
and heal its hurt
i need you now
i need you for all the time
i miss you like crazy

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5yr old boy asked his FRIEND Wat is FRIENDSHIP?
she replied F'SHIP is wen U rob my CHOCOLATES evryday frm my bag,
I stil keep it in the same place.
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"The secret of health for both mind and body is
not to mourn for the past,
not to worry about the future,
or not to anticipate troubles,
but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly."
Buddha

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A Gud Frnd is nt easy 2obtain. Once obtained is difficult 2maintain.&once lost its impossible 2regain.
MORAL:Keep ME safe.
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Rat:Baava okati adugutanu isthava?
Enugu:Enti Bammardhi cheppu?
Rat:Ne patha Nickar isthava
Enugu: y Bammardhi
Rat: Na KODUKU di PELLI undi TENT vesukunta.
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Boy: kobbari chettu ekkithe engineering college girls kanipistunnaru.
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Prayer is not to lighten your burden
But to strengthen your back
Have faith in God,
Faith does not move mountain,
But gives power to climb it.
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Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm
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'No candle loses its light while
lighting another candle'.

So never stop sharing and helping others
because it makes your life more meaningful
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Dream : More
Think : High
Choose : Best
Analyse : Twice
Plan : Perfect
Be : Confident
Work : Smart
Excuse : All..
Then, Success is all Your's..gnite
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COMPARISON is the Best Way to Judge Your Progress..!
But, don't Compare
with Others, Just Compare Your Yesterday
with Your Today...
GOOD MORNING....
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Ur aim in life should b
"54321"
Shocked na!
5-Five digit salary.
4-Four wheeler vehicle.
3-Three bed room flat
2-Two cute childrn
1-One smart life partner.
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