A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. -The father-, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind.-
-'That's a serious step-,' he said.- 'Have you thought it out completely?'-
-'Yes,' his young son answered. '-We can spend one week in my room and- the next in hers. It's right -across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark.'
'How about transportation? ' the father asked.-
-'I have my wagon, -and we both -have our tricycles,' the little boy answered. -The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.-
-Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, '-What about babies? When you're-
married, you're liable to have babies, you know.' -
-'We've thought about that, too,' the little boy replied. 'We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!' -
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