Rabu, 01 Desember 2010
Abilities of a Woman's Luck
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn't too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the president's secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, why was he so interested in talking to you. She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, "so if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant" , to which Michelle responded, "no, if I had married him, he would now be the President".
-The Finger Bowl-
A wonderful story comes from 19th century England. According to the account, Queen Victoria was once at a diplomatic reception in London. -
-The guest of honor was an African chieftain. All went well during the meal until, at the end, finger bowl were served. The guest of honor had never seen a British finger bowl, and no one had --thought to brief him beforehand about its purpose. So he took the bowl in his two hands, lifted it to his mouth, and drank its contents down!-
-For an instant there was breathless silence among the British privilege guests, and then they began to whisper to one another. All that stopped; however, when Queen Victoria silently took --her finger bowl in her two hands, lifted it, and drank its contents! A moment later, 500 surprised British ladies and gentlemen simultaneously drank the contents of their own finger bowls.-
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TOO SWEET FOR WORDS!!!-
A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. -The father-, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind.-
-'That's a serious step-,' he said.- 'Have you thought it out completely?'-
-'Yes,' his young son answered. '-We can spend one week in my room and- the next in hers. It's right -across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark.'
'How about transportation? ' the father asked.-
-'I have my wagon, -and we both -have our tricycles,' the little boy answered. -The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.-
-Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, '-What about babies? When you're-
married, you're liable to have babies, you know.' -
-'We've thought about that, too,' the little boy replied. 'We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!' -
-'That's a serious step-,' he said.- 'Have you thought it out completely?'-
-'Yes,' his young son answered. '-We can spend one week in my room and- the next in hers. It's right -across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark.'
'How about transportation? ' the father asked.-
-'I have my wagon, -and we both -have our tricycles,' the little boy answered. -The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.-
-Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, '-What about babies? When you're-
married, you're liable to have babies, you know.' -
-'We've thought about that, too,' the little boy replied. 'We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!' -
Nice Message.... Dont Miss IT
-A worried woman went to her gynaecologist and said:-
- 'Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My
-baby is not even 1 yr. old and I'm pregnant again. -I don't want kids
-so close together.'-
- So the doctor said: 'Ok -and what do you want me to do?'-
- She said: 'I want you to end my pregnancy, and I'm counting on your
help with this.'-
- The doctor thought for a little, and after some silence he said to
the lady: 'I think I have a better solution for your problem. It's
less dangerous for you too.'-
-She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request.-
- Then he continued: '-You see, in order for you not to have to take-
-care of 2 babies at the same time, let's kill the one in your arms.--
-This way, you could rest some before the other one is born. If we're-
-going to kill one of them, -it doesn't matter which one it is. There-
-would be no risk for your body if you chose the one in your arms.-
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- The lady was horrified and said: 'No doctor! How terrible! It's a
crime to kill a child!-
'I agree', the doctor replied. 'But you seemed to be ok with it, so-
I thought maybe that was the best solution. The doctor smiled,-
realizing that he had made his point.-
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- He convinced the mom that there is no difference in killing a child-
-that's already been born and one that's still in the womb. The crime-
-is the same!-
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- If you agree, please forward. Together we can help save precious lives!-
-The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, and
miles to go before I sleep "Robert Frost" -
Sand and Stone -- Nice Story
-A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert.- During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face. -The one who got slapped was hurt, -but -without saying anything, wrote in the sand: "-TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE." -
-They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath. The one, who had been slapped, got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but the friend saved him. After the friend- -recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone: "-TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE." -
-The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him-, "-After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand and now, you write on a stone, why?" -
-The other friend replied:- "When someone hurts us-, we should write it down in sand where winds of forgiveness can erase it away. But-, when someone does something good for us,- we must engrave it in stone where no wind can ever erase it." -
-LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND, AND TO CARVE YOUR BENEFITS IN STONE- -
Indians r poor but India is not a poor country
-Hello Guys,-
-That’s the Fact-, All the Politions are in race-, to collect money as much they can-.
But still they r Hungry.-
-Seriously- we need to think About it-… -
"-Indians r poor but India is not a poor country-". -Says one of -
-the swiss bank directors-. He says that "-280 lac crore-" of Indian money is -
-deposited in swiss --banks which can be used for '-taxless' budget for 30 -
-yrs.- Can give 60-- crore jobs to all Indians. From any village to Delhi 4 -
-lane roads-. Forever free power suply to more than 500 social projects-.
--Every citizen can get monthly 2000/- for 60 yrs. -No need of World Bank & -
-IMF loan. -Think how our money is blocked by rich politicians.
We have full right against corrupt politicians. -
-Itna forward karo ki pura- INDIA padhe.
Take this seriously, You can forward jokes-, then why not this? Be a
responsible citizen- -
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-INDIAN..............-........ ..-. -
-That’s the Fact-, All the Politions are in race-, to collect money as much they can-.
But still they r Hungry.-
-Seriously- we need to think About it-… -
"-Indians r poor but India is not a poor country-". -Says one of -
-the swiss bank directors-. He says that "-280 lac crore-" of Indian money is -
-deposited in swiss --banks which can be used for '-taxless' budget for 30 -
-yrs.- Can give 60-- crore jobs to all Indians. From any village to Delhi 4 -
-lane roads-. Forever free power suply to more than 500 social projects-.
--Every citizen can get monthly 2000/- for 60 yrs. -No need of World Bank & -
-IMF loan. -Think how our money is blocked by rich politicians.
We have full right against corrupt politicians. -
-Itna forward karo ki pura- INDIA padhe.
Take this seriously, You can forward jokes-, then why not this? Be a
responsible citizen- -
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-INDIAN..............-........
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