Selasa, 17 Maret 2009
Puzzling Poem
Try cracking this...
I am first in everything,I am the centre of honesty,and the end of all trouble.I am not in difficulty,I always come in time,and am never out of money.I am never in war,always in peaceI come only twice and still make three.I never get in bad company,I always end a dialogue,I always finish the game.I am always in your dreams,And though I am silent in loveBut if I wouldn't come after u,it wouldn't be true.So start with me and end with me or else -there's no escape.
Now find Who am i ???????????? ????(scroll down)
scroll down for the answer
Come on U read my above written text oncemore........ .... U have to get it now!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
Come on.......... U didn,t get it.......... OKScroll down for the answer-- this time
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I am the English letter - 'e' !!
Personality check up
personality check
Whats ur personality! - chance to know about yourself
The chance to know about yourself like your character etc. without spending a money. This test was devised by a famous team of psychologists from a british university.
Here it is.....
Imagine you walked into a small hut by the river in the jungle. You pushed open the door, in front of you were 7 small beds to the right of the hut, and another 7 small chairs surrounding a small round table. In the middle of the table was a round food tray with 5 kinds of fruit in it.
There are:
a. Apple b. Banana c. Strawberry d. Peach e.Orange
Which fruit will u choose?
Your choice reveals about u!
Test results : Please SCROLL DOWN
Here are the results..
a. if you chosen apple: that means you are a person
who loves to eat apple
b. if you chosen banana: that means you are a person
who loves to eat banana
c. if you chosen strawberry: that means you are a
person who loves to eat strawberry
d. if you chosen peach: that means you are a person
who loves to eat peach
e. if you chosen orange: that means you are a person
who loves to eat orange
PS: If u r hunting for me to Kick me.....well...I am still hunting for the person who sent me this...!
Whats ur personality! - chance to know about yourself
The chance to know about yourself like your character etc. without spending a money. This test was devised by a famous team of psychologists from a british university.
Here it is.....
Imagine you walked into a small hut by the river in the jungle. You pushed open the door, in front of you were 7 small beds to the right of the hut, and another 7 small chairs surrounding a small round table. In the middle of the table was a round food tray with 5 kinds of fruit in it.
There are:
a. Apple b. Banana c. Strawberry d. Peach e.Orange
Which fruit will u choose?
Your choice reveals about u!
Test results : Please SCROLL DOWN
Here are the results..
a. if you chosen apple: that means you are a person
who loves to eat apple
b. if you chosen banana: that means you are a person
who loves to eat banana
c. if you chosen strawberry: that means you are a
person who loves to eat strawberry
d. if you chosen peach: that means you are a person
who loves to eat peach
e. if you chosen orange: that means you are a person
who loves to eat orange
PS: If u r hunting for me to Kick me.....well...I am still hunting for the person who sent me this...!
Sardar Jokes
Santa jokes
Titanic was sinking.
An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards !
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How did Santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
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Santa: I have swallowed a Kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
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Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Santa: U r wrong. It's 1394.
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Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister ."
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Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else? .
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Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.
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Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"
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Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
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Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home . The steering, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming , earlier I sat on the back seat.
*******
An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards !
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How did Santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
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Santa: I have swallowed a Kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
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Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Santa: U r wrong. It's 1394.
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Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister ."
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Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else? .
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Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.
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Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"
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Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
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Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home . The steering, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming , earlier I sat on the back seat.
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Is there GOD..??!
Is there GOD..??!
GOD doesn't exist.
A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed.
As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation.
They talked about so many things and various subjects. When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: "I don't believe that God exists."
" Why do you say that?"asked the customer.
"Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist.
Tell me, if God exists,would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can't imagine loving a God who would allow all of these things."
The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument.
The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop. Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard. He looked dirty and un-kept.
The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber: "You know what? Barbers do not exist."
" How can you say that?"asked the surprised barber. "I am here, and I am a barber.And I just worked on you!"
"No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don't exist because if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside."
"Ah, but barbers DO exist! What happens is, people do not come to me."
"Exactly !"- affirmed the customer. "That's the point! God, too, DOES exist! What happens, is, people don't go to Him and do not look for Him. That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."
A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed.
As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation.
They talked about so many things and various subjects. When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: "I don't believe that God exists."
" Why do you say that?"asked the customer.
"Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist.
Tell me, if God exists,would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can't imagine loving a God who would allow all of these things."
The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument.
The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop. Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard. He looked dirty and un-kept.
The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber: "You know what? Barbers do not exist."
" How can you say that?"asked the surprised barber. "I am here, and I am a barber.And I just worked on you!"
"No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don't exist because if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside."
"Ah, but barbers DO exist! What happens is, people do not come to me."
"Exactly !"- affirmed the customer. "That's the point! God, too, DOES exist! What happens, is, people don't go to Him and do not look for Him. That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."
That Was an Indian Brain
Indian Brain . . .
This is not a story but a true incident that happened in USA.*
An Indian man walked into a bank in New York City one day and asked for
the loan officer.
He told the loan officer that he was going to India on business for two
weeks and needed to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of
security for the loan. The Indian man handed
over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the
bank. He produced the title and everything
checked out.
The loan officer agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the
Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as
collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's
underground garage and parked it there.
Two weeks later, the Indian returned, repaid the $5,000 and the
interest, which came to $15.41.
The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your
business, and this transaction has worked out very
nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked
you out and found that you are a multi
millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow
"$5,000"
The Indian replied: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for
two weeks for only $15.41(IT took more than $500.00) and expect it to be there when I return'"
Ah, the brain of the Indian... This is why India is shining . .
This is not a story but a true incident that happened in USA.*
An Indian man walked into a bank in New York City one day and asked for
the loan officer.
He told the loan officer that he was going to India on business for two
weeks and needed to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of
security for the loan. The Indian man handed
over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the
bank. He produced the title and everything
checked out.
The loan officer agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the
Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as
collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's
underground garage and parked it there.
Two weeks later, the Indian returned, repaid the $5,000 and the
interest, which came to $15.41.
The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your
business, and this transaction has worked out very
nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked
you out and found that you are a multi
millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow
"$5,000"
The Indian replied: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for
two weeks for only $15.41(IT took more than $500.00) and expect it to be there when I return'"
Ah, the brain of the Indian... This is why India is shining . .
Can u answer this..?..No one i know has gotten right
Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the
bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has gotten it right...!!!
A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met this guy whom she did
not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream
guy. She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number
and could not find him.
A few days later she killed her sister !!!!!!!!!!!! !
Question: What is her motive in killing her sister? (Give this some thought
before you answer).
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Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again รข€¦!!!!!!
If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath.
This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to test if one has
the same mentality as a killer.
Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the
question correctly .
If you didn't answer the question correctly good for you.
If you got the answer correct, please let me know so that I'll be extra
nice to you from now on...!!!
bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has gotten it right...!!!
A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met this guy whom she did
not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream
guy. She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number
and could not find him.
A few days later she killed her sister !!!!!!!!!!!! !
Question: What is her motive in killing her sister? (Give this some thought
before you answer).
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Scroll Down…….
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Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again รข€¦!!!!!!
If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath.
This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to test if one has
the same mentality as a killer.
Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the
question correctly .
If you didn't answer the question correctly good for you.
If you got the answer correct, please let me know so that I'll be extra
nice to you from now on...!!!
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